how to pull off the "runner" look

So, my costume is complete!

I got myself a snazzy pair of sport sunglasses. Now I am TRULY a runner.

I can't wait until Tuesday when I go for my run and I can wear them and all the other runners will probably fall over or trip over their own feet as they watch me whiz by in my amazing sunglasses! They will probably hang their heads in shame and cry for the rest of the day after they see a REAL RUNNER!!!

bawahahahaha!